Well it looks like George Bush may just have to take his ball and go home if the other kids don't want to play. Now that the weapon inspector poobahs have downplayed Sadam's sadisticity, George and Captain Powell, his trusty sidekick will go to the basement and sulk. Meanwhile the paranoia meter is still stuck on orange so the citizens of America can be afraid, very afraid. I wouldn't ignore that new tough gang on the block, North Korea for too long either. Just a bit of a chuckle: with all the hooplah over Iraq and the mamby pamby French, Osma bin Lonely had to actually send a message saying "Hellooo.....remember me?" Anyway back to more important things: It is now against law in New York City for your cell phone to go off in a theatre or other public performance venue, even museums and art galleries. So when the cell phone police are hovering over you at Lord Of the Rings while you sheepishly scramble to silence your little buddy, you can brazenly tell them you were expecting an important call from Osama.

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